Sick and tired of all these blonde jokes

Fed up with everyone making fun of blondes, a blonde woman decides she’s finally going to prove to her husband — and the world — that blondes can be smart.

So one day while he’s at work, she proudly announces to herself, “I’m going to paint the house. That’ll show him!”

The next morning, as soon as he leaves, she gets straight to work.

When her husband comes home around 5:30, the first thing he notices is the strong smell of fresh paint. Concerned, he rushes into the living room — and finds his wife lying on the floor in a puddle of sweat, exhausted, red-faced… and wearing a ski jacket over a big fur coat.

He panics. “Honey! Are you okay?”

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