Sick and tired of all these blonde jokes

She pants, “Yeah… yeah, I’m fine.”

He looks her up and down. “What on earth are you doing dressed like that?”

She proudly wipes her forehead. “I wanted to prove blondes aren’t dumb. So I painted the house myself!”

He squints at the two heavy layers she’s wearing. “Okay… but why the jackets?”

She rolls her eyes like he’s the slow one and says:

“Well… I read the instructions on the paint can. It said…

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”